Is Finland part of Russia?
Are there Eskimos in Finland?
Is it true that rabid penguins descend from the sky and attack unsuspecting
Finns?
Is it true that there are ice bears on the streets of Helsinki?
For these answers and the results of one man's
anthropological study of one of the most alluring yet mysterious cultures known
to man, read on.
In 1995, The National Society
for the Preservation of Indigenous Cultures sent myself, an anthropologist,
on an expedition to study Finland and the Finnish way of life, a northern
culture virtually untouched by outside civilization.
Upon my arrival, a party of tribal elders was there to welcome me.
Finland, a beautiful land of pristine forest and endless lakes and islands,
is one of the last unspoilt stretches of wilderness in the world. An entry in
Ledbelly's journal records thus:
It has been six months since I first made contact with
the Karelian Trible. My first few months of relaxing in the smoke sauna and
bathing in the cold waters of lake Samaa, hiking through the forests and eating
wild mushrooms have given way to a harsh turn of events. The recent raids by the
Hämäläiset Tribe from the west have taken their toll on us. Not a week after
they attacked our village we were ambushed yet again, this time by the
Savolaiset and Laplander Tribes from the north.
Fortunately, the peace agreement of 1952, negiotiated by Diplomat Aku
Ankkinen, ended the centuries of tribal warfare. However, survival in Finland is
still difficult and the winters are long, cold, and dark. During my stay I spent
much time fighting the elements to stay alive: Ravenous giant rabid reindeer and
man-eating moose with a voracious appetite for human flesh roam the villages
after dark. Packs of polar bears stalk the streets of Helsinki mauling
unsuspecting Finns. More than once I have seen a gaggle of a hundred or more
penguins swoop down from the sky like hungry vultures to tear an unsuspecting
Finn limb from limb.
All these hardships help Finns develop mystical and undefinable quality Finns
call "Sisu". A rough definition of Sisu is the determination and unyielding
stubborness to endure any hardship - to keep struggling on in spite of
insurmountable odds. As Herman Melville stated:
"It is a circumstance not generally known, perhaps, that
among seamen, Finns are regarded with peculiar superstition. For some reason or
other which I could not get at, they are supposed to possess the gift -- of
second sight, and the power to wreak supernatural vengeance upon those who
offend them. On this account they have great influence among sailors."
However, the here is so very much more to Finland and the Karelian
Tribe that one can miss out on should he not look deeper.
A friend made in Finland is a friend for life.
One of my most memorable experiences was when I had the honor of being
invited to join in the age-old tradition of gathering around the old
story-telling Griot and hearing the tale of the "Kauniit ja Rohkeat". This is
such an important event that entire villages shut down for this hour-long
ritual.
During my stay my subsistence was Seal meat, raw fish,
ice-bear venison and Koskenkorva, a sort of Finnish breakfast drink. Here is a
photo of me gathering my morning breakfast.
Finland is the birthplace of The Sauna, preferably built outdoors and next to
a lake. The Sauna is a holy place to a Finn, a temple where he goes to commune
with the Kalevelan Pagan Gods and to become one with nature. After a long hard
week battling the elements, The Finn retires to The Sauna. A typical visit to
The Sauna invariably begins with drinking several shots from the year's batch of
KuultaaMehu, a centuries-old alcoholic concoction of potatoes, onions, wild
mushrooms and berries, bark from a birch tree, and moose perspiration--slowly
brewed together over several weeks. It is always drunk out of a wooden cup. Once
inside The Sauna, The Finn pours water over the hot stones to create steam and
then douses himself with the freezing water to prevent burning - all the while
vigorously beating himself with branches from a birch tree to stimulate
circulation.
After The Sauna, The Finn retires to the lake, where in the winter a hole is
dug through the ice and the Finns bathe themselves in the freezing water. Seven
or eight cups of coffee are drunk while The Finn reflects on life, God, and The
Finns' oneness with nature.
All this is done to maintain proper health and - most importantly - sound
mind.
During my study, I went to The Sauna religiously. I have even drawn a
self-portrait of myself in the sauna.
The Finnish language is one of the most unique and complex in the world. Not
related to its neighboring Scandinavian languages, it sounds similar to Swahili
and Japanese although not related to them. It is, in fact, a member of the
Finngric-Ugro family - its closest relatives being the Tartunian Tribe of Estee
and the Hungariac Tribe of Siberia. An entry into Ledbelly's journal:
It has been a year now since my arrival and I still have
difficulty making myself undersood in this most difficult Karelian language.
There are fifteen different cases of nouns and twenty seven different words for
snow. I find, however, that the following are sufficient for almost all
situations: "Moi", "Moi Moi" and "Hei Toveri! Kupissani ei ole votkaa"
The Finns have endured a long arduous struggle to gain and maintain their
independence and cultural identity. The have withstood Russian tyranny, Swedish
Imperialism, Viking invasions and Civil Strife. The Winter War with Russia
during WWII was particularly bloody. However, the Finnish courage, perseverance
and SISU helped them fight off a far larger and more technically advanced
opponent.
The president of Finland, Martti Ahtisaari, is something of a hero in
Finland, courageously leading the Finns to independance despite overwhelming
odds. He is pictured with his lovely wife, Eeva.
You can email Presidentti Ahtisaari by clicking on him. I mailed him several
weeks ago but have yet to receive a response. Perhaps you will have better luck.
I shall never forget my final day, the winter sun peering just over the
horizon as the snow glistened in its reflection. The distant baying of a moose
resonated through the chill morning air. Leaving this enchanting land and the
friends I made was gut-wrenching - as I left a part of my heart and a part of
myself there. Despite the heartache of knowing I shall never see the The
Karelian Tribe again, I find solace in their memory that will always live inside
of me and be a part of me.
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My Expedition
In the time since arctic explorer Sir Hillman Ledbelly discovered Finland in
1884, only a handful of anthropologists and missionaries have been brave enough
to enter this savage yet enchanting land. The first settlement Ledbelly stumbled
upon was the Karelian tribe of South-East Finland in the area now called
Lappeenranta. Despite Sir Ledbelly's extensive experience with the Hugu-Bugu
tribe of the Brazilian rainforest and the Intuinoit Eskimos, nothing prepared
him for the shock of the strange way of life and the hardships he had to
overcome in order to survive.
During my stay the tribal elders, Petteri and Sorsa, provided me with accomodation.
The Sauna
Language
History
Eventually my fifteen month study of Finland came to an end and I had to leave
and share my experiences with other anthropologists in my field and publish my
findings. I became very attached to Finland and The Karelian Tribe.
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